Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
If you don’t like turkey, I’ve got another kind of meat you’d want.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Hi, I have big feet.
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I know how to please a woman.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
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